forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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