Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
