turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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