FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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