Whoa Z and x make the same sound
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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