I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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