Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
