he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
now i know why i became what i already was.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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