So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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