If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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