you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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