I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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