She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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