Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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