therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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