RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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