brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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