like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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