Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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