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• (256): View more from Alabama

  She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  do herpes really smell.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.

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• (310): View more from California

  The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?

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• (972): View more from Texas

  honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (718): View more from New York

  door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Are you 5:30 blackout again?

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