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• (541): View more from Oregon

  so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.

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  More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.

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  I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name

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