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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is

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• (509): View more from Washington

  You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.

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• (315): View more from New York

  You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?

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