the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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