you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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