just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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