have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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