How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.