I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
love makes seman taste better
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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