I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.