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• (315): View more from New York

  Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher

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• (516): View more from New York

  Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (661): View more from California

  a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well

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• (516): View more from New York

  1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.

  (516): View more from New York

  By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom

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• (925): View more from California

  How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.

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