so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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