garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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