im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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