Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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