i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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