The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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