I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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