Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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