Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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