Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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