I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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