How'd it feel making her break her religion?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
God I need to hump something, right now.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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