I'm really into asian looking animals
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Every concussion has its silver lining
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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