Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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