She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
3pm strippers are depressing
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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