Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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