my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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