i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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