Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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