there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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