so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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