Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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