what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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