So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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