is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
not ubering you a puppy
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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