I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
drinking out of a sandbucket again
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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