well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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