You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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