I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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