I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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