Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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